Wonky Vausages (Approx 400-500g packs)

Wonky Vausages, Anyone?
When we craft our Vausages, not every batch comes out picture-perfect. Sometimes, we end up with odd sizes that don’t make it to our stall – but they’re just as delicious! So, we’ve decided to pack up these wonky wonders and offer them to you at a special discounted price.

Each pack is totally unique – not only are the sizes different, but so are the flavors! You might get a mix of all the classic Vausages you know! It’s a fun little surprise in every pack – who knows what deliciousness you’ll unwrap.

 - British-grown ingredients

- Made fresh weekly

- No soya, wheat or MSG

We make all of our Vausages in small batches every week using a blend of British-grown Quinoa, Pea Protein, Oyster Mushrooms and our signature blends of fresh herbs & spices.

Our British Cumberland Vausages have been our most popular since conception. Their familiarity as a classic breakfast sausage will transport you back to those laid back weekends eating Full English breakfasts as a kid.

Made using a traditional seasoning blend, the British Cumberland is an extremely versatile sausage and can be used for a variety of dishes, ranging from sausage & mash to breakfast sandwiches - but of course, we highly recommend taking some inspiration from our hotdogs, to create your very own loaded creations, stacked with onions, melted cheese and lashings of sauce.

Ingredients - British 

Water, British Grown Quinoa, Textured British Pea Protein, Oyster Mushrooms, Rapeseed Oil, Cumberland Seasoning Blend (Salt, Sugar, Organic Vegetable Bouillon (Organic Rice Flour, Organic Onion Powder, Organic Carrot Powder, Spices (Organic Turmeric, Organic White Pepper), Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Parsley) Yeast Extract, Natural Flavour, Sage, Garlic Powder, Ground Coriander, Onion Powder, Rosemary, White Pepper, Black Pepper, Nutmeg, Thyme, Chives, Parsley), Potato Starch, Potato Flour, Methylcellulose, Coconut Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Konjac Gum, Plant-based Sausage Casings.

Ingredients - Texas

Water, British Grown Quinoa, Textured British Pea Protein, Oyster Mushrooms, Rapeseed Oil, Kielbasa Seasoning Blend (Salt, Sugar Organic Vegetable Bouillon (Organic Rice Flour, Organic Onion Powder, Organic Carrot Powder, Spices (Organic Turmeric, Organic White Pepper), Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Parsley) Yeast Extract, Natural Flavour, Black Pepper, White Pepper, Ground CELERY, Marjoram, Potato Starch, Liquid Hickory Smoke (Water, Natural Hickory Smoke Flavour, Potato Flour, Methylcellulose, Coconut Oil, Garlic, Pea Protein Isolate, Konjac Gum, Plant-based Sausage Casings.

Ingredients - Merguez 

Water, British Grown Quinoa, Textured British Pea Protein, Oyster Mushrooms, Rapeseed Oil, Merguez Seasoning Blend (Salt, Organic Vegetable Bouillon (Organic Rice Flour, Organic Onion Powder, Organic Carrot Powder, Spices (Organic Turmeric, Organic White Pepper), Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Parsley) Yeast Extract, Natural Flavour, Sugar, Black Pepper, Cumin Seed, Coriander Powder, Smoked Paprika, Cayenne Powder, Allspice, Potato Starch, Tunisian Harissa Paste, Potato Flour, Methylcellulose, Coconut Oil, Garlic, Pea Protein Isolate, Konjac Gum, Plant-based Sausage Casings.

Ingredients - Mexican Chorizo 

Water, British Grown Quinoa, Mexican Chorizo Paste [Organic Apple Cider Vinegar, Ancho Chilli, Garlic, Guajillo Chilli, Orange Juice, De Arbol Chilli, Lime Juice, Annato Seeds], Textured Pea Protein, Oyster Mushrooms, Mexican Chorizo Seasoning Blend (Salt, Sugar, Cumin, Organic Vegetable Bouillon (Organic Rice Flour, Organic Onion Powder, Organic Carrot Powder, Spices (Organic Turmeric, Organic White Pepper), Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Parsley) Yeast Extract, Natural Flavour, Chipotle Powder, Coriander Seeds, Black Pepper, Mexican Oregano, Cloves, Cinnamon, Bay Leaves, Thyme], Rapeseed Oil, Potato Starch, Potato Flour, Methylcellulose, Coconut Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Konjac Gum, Plant-based Sausage Casings.

May Contain Traces of: Wheat, Celery, Mustard & Sesame.

Please allow for a slight weight variance of +/- 10% in weight due to the hand-made stages of our production process.

Delivery

All orders are sent out frozen on Wednesdays with a next day courier service, to be delivered on Thursday. By ordering with us you accept that your parcel may be left in a safe place or with a neighbour if nobody is available to receive the order upon delivery.